Forget the paparazzi, this goat had its own escape plan go hilariously wrong. A feral mountain goat in Wales decided to explore a basement window well and found itself in a real cliffhanger situation. Firefighters showed up, took one look at the bleating drama, and immediately called for backup.

Enter the animal rescuer, the true hero of this baa-d situation. No word on if the goat was trying to break into the basement for a secret rave or just had terrible navigation skills. One minute it’s grazing on a hillside, the next it’s starring in its own Welsh wildlife rescue special.

Well, well, well. Looks like the boneless wing debate has finally landed in court… and the verdict is crispy.

A Chicago man tried to sue Buffalo Wild Wings, claiming the term “boneless wings” is a total scam. His argument? They’re just glorified chicken nuggets, honey. But an Illinois judge just tossed that lawsuit faster than a plate of cold fries.

Let’s be real. We all know what we’re ordering. Are you paying for the poetry of the menu or the actual food? The court clearly sided with the latter, deciding the chain isn’t tricking anyone with a little creative phrasing. It’s not false advertising; it’s just branding. A saucy, delicious branding.

Forget high-speed pursuits. The Richmond PD just had to get down and dirty with a suspect who refused to pull over. The perp? A large, uncooperative pig on the lam.

Officers responded to calls about a “non-traditional” suspect causing chaos. This wasn’t a stolen car… it was a full-on porker on the run. The chase didn’t involve sirens, but it did require some serious farmyard skills. We’re talking a hoof-pounding sprint that ended with what the department brilliantly called “straight-up hog wrasslin’.”