Trump Demands the Truth... About Aliens

Okay, so the man who lives in a world of alternative facts suddenly wants the truth. The cosmic kind. In a late-night social media drop that felt more like a sci-fi movie tagline than policy, the former president declared he’s ordering the feds to cough up everything they know about UFOs and little green men.

Forget classified documents. The real secrets are apparently in Area 51. This is the same guy who once joked about injecting bleach, so his sudden pivot to demanding interstellar transparency is… a choice. Is this a genuine push for disclosure, or just the ultimate distraction tactic? A shiny spaceship to make everyone look up?

Either way, the internet is having a field day. The memes are writing themselves. But between the jokes lies a serious question: what does he know, and why is he saying it now? The truth is out there… and Trump just volunteered to be its messenger. Buckle up, earthlings.

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