Judge Wings It In Boneless Chicken Battle

Well, well, well. Looks like the boneless wing debate has finally landed in court… and the verdict is crispy.

A Chicago man tried to sue Buffalo Wild Wings, claiming the term “boneless wings” is a total scam. His argument? They’re just glorified chicken nuggets, honey. But an Illinois judge just tossed that lawsuit faster than a plate of cold fries.

Let’s be real. We all know what we’re ordering. Are you paying for the poetry of the menu or the actual food? The court clearly sided with the latter, deciding the chain isn’t tricking anyone with a little creative phrasing. It’s not false advertising; it’s just branding. A saucy, delicious branding.

So, the boneless wing can keep its name. But this raises the real question… who has the emotional bandwidth to sue over this? The drama is almost too juicy.