Teen Prodigy Leaks FIFA's Secret Banger

Okay, so Lamine Yamal just casually dropped the biggest musical secret of the year. The 16-year-old soccer phenom gave us a sneak peek of the upcoming FIFA World Cup anthem, and it’s not what anyone expected.

We’re talking a full-blown rock collab. J Balvin and Travis Barker have apparently taken a Van Halen classic and… remixed it for the global football stage. “Jump” for the goal celebration generation? The mind reels.

Celebrating the pure chaos of football fandom through an 80s guitar anthem is a choice. A glorious, chaotic, potentially genius choice. Can Travis Barker’s drums and Balvin’s flow actually mesh with Eddie Van Halen’s legendary riffs?

The internet is about to either explode with joy or descend into pure, unadulterated chaos. Yamal just started the countdown.

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