This pig took "home invasion" to a whole new level.

Forget cat burglars. North Carolina authorities just dealt with a far more…porcine problem. A resident’s quiet afternoon was shattered not by a masked intruder, but by a determined, snack-seeking hog on the lam. The official report called it a “bacon and entering suspect,” and honestly, we have to stan the pun game.

Imagine the scene: you’re chilling on the couch, and a full-grown pig just waltzes into your kitchen, probably rooting through the pantry. Did it want chips? Cookies? The last slice of pizza? The world may never know. Cops were called, a capture was made, and one very confused homeowner is now telling a story for the ages.

This hog clearly skipped the “three little pigs” lesson on home security. We just hope the snacks were worth the mugshot.

Photo: Bower, B. M., 1874-1940 Little, Brown and Company. pbl University Press (Cambridge, Mass.) prt Wood, Stanley, 1866-1928 / Public domain