Beginner's Luck? Try Beginner's Fortune.

Some people have all the luck. Denise Thomas just cashed in on hers… again. The Maryland woman just scooped her second $50,000 lottery win in three months. Let that sink in.

Most of us can’t find a matching sock. Denise is out here matching winning numbers like it’s her part-time job. She’s crediting her “intuition” for the windfall. Honey, at this point, it’s not intuition, it’s a direct line to the universe’s cashier.

The odds of this happening are… astronomical. Did she find a four-leaf clover farm? Is there a lucky rabbit’s foot we should know about? While the rest of us are checking our tickets and sighing, Denise is probably picking out paint samples for her new game room.

Two jackpots. Three months. One very, very charmed life. What’s next, a third? We’re not jealous… we’re just taking notes.

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