From Boob Job to Bug Bite

Brandi Glanville just dropped a medical bombshell that’s more twisted than a Housewives reunion fight. She’s claiming her old, ruptured breast implants are the reason she had… a parasite in her face. Let that sentence sink in.

The former RHOBH star finally went under the knife to swap out her decades-old implants, calling it life-saving surgery. Now she says she’s feeling “great,” but the real story is the alleged journey those implants took. From her chest… to her cheek? The visual alone is a horror movie.

Doctors haven’t confirmed her wild theory, but Brandi’s never been one to let facts get in the way of a good story. This is the kind of bizarre health saga that makes you side-eye your own cosmetic procedures.

What’s next, a tummy tuck that cures the common cold? Only in Brandi’s world.

Photo: Morell, J. D. (John Daniel), 1816-1891 / Public domain