Fenty's Birthday Gift? More Glow, No New Tracks.

Rihanna hit 38 and the only thing she’s dropping is a new skincare line. Not the album we’ve been begging for since 2016. The pop icon turned billionaire mogul is clearly in her business era, leaving the music in the vault to collect dust.

We’re moisturizing with Fenty Skin while crying to Anti. The duality. She’s giving us radiant complexions but depriving us of new bangers. A masterclass in keeping us desperate.

So, happy birthday, RiRi. Our skin is hydrated, our playlists are stagnant, and the hope for R9 is on life support. Make it make sense.

Photo: Gemma Mary from Gympie, Australia / CC BY 2.0