Gymnastics Queen Hits the Winter Games

Okay, so Simone Biles can literally defy gravity on the floor. But can she defy… geography? The GOAT was just spotted in the wild at the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy.

Let’s state the obvious. She’s a summer games legend. Her husband, Jonathan Owens, is currently there competing. This is a supportive wife moment, pure and simple. But you know we have to ask the messy question.

Where’s the viral clip of her attempting a triple axel? The photo of her judging the luge with that iconic Biles focus face? The internet is waiting, Simone. Give the people what they want. A backflip on ice, perhaps?

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