Cuffs and Consequences

So the royal wash-up is finally giving us a crumb. Thames Valley Police just dropped an “update” on their VIP guest, and it’s about as satisfying as a decaf tea.

He logged eleven whole hours at the station. A full workday, but for allegedly… what, exactly? The police statement is masterfully vague, the kind of non-update that raises more questions than it answers. What were those cozy interrogation chats about? What’s the actual status of this whole mess?

They let him walk, but this isn’t over. Not by a long shot. The real drama is what happens when the gavel finally comes down.

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