Turkey Terror on Elm Street
- One minute read - 129 wordsForget the postman. In Connecticut, it’s the UPS guy who’s braving the elements… and the poultry. A local just dropped the most unhinged home security footage we’ve ever seen.
It’s a scene straight out of a low-budget horror flick. A delivery driver, just trying to do his job, is being aggressively… escorted… by two very determined wild turkeys. They’re not just crossing the road. They’re leading a full-scale feathery pursuit down the entire block. The driver’s panicked speed-walk says it all.
Who knew the most dangerous part of the job wasn’t traffic, but territorial birds with a vendetta? This is why we get Amazon packages at 3 AM. The real question is… what’s in that box they want so badly?
Photo: John Moore/Denver Actors Fund / CC BY 2.0