Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

The Toy Story 5 trailer just dropped, and we have one burning question. Where did Woody’s hairline go? The sheriff’s hat is hiding a secret, and it’s a shiny, polished dome. A full-blown bald spot.

Talk about a midlife crisis hitting the toy box. While Buzz is still buzzing, our favorite cowboy is showing every one of his plastic years. Is this a commentary on aging? A metaphor for lost innocence? Or did he just get too close to Sid’s magnifying glass as a kid?

The internet is already in shambles. We’re not ready to see our childhood hero go full Mr. Clean. This is a darker turn than the incinerator. What’s next, a Barbie with crow’s feet? The existential dread is real, folks.

Grab your Rogaine, Woody. The gang’s all here… but your scalp is checking out early.

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